Monkeys must really hate cake...

IMAO and Annika write about the ABC News Story about the chimps that mauled a couple when they went to throw their ex-pet a birthday party at an animal sanctuary in California. Two chimps escaped and attacked them as they were bringing the chimp- (that was removed from their home for biting off a woman's finger) a cake. The woman got a bite on the hand, but the man had his nose torn/bitten off and nearly lost a foot and his *gulp*- testicles! Just goes to show what happens when you lock big, strong animals up away from their natural habitat and forget to bring enough cake for everybody.
"Your cake or your boys, buddy- your call. "